- "W.A.K!"
Grimbo
- "It's All Gravy Baby!"
- "YAY"
- "I'm guna take up smoking just so I can get a lighter like that!"
- "If I was downloading on the internet, it wouldn't be pic's of rocks.."
"Graffiti is an Art. Art is not a crime."
Jimbo
- "Fear is in the eyes of the beholder"
A T-Shirt
- "Spank"
Xzibit
- "Live fast. Die young. Leave a good looking corpse.
Ronny Van Zant
(quoted on "Brain Fear Gone" - Feinburg section)
- "Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream."
Malcom Muggerridge
(quoted on "Brain Fear Gone" - Shima section)
- "If you had any last words for her, what would they be?", "Run bitch, ruuuunnn!"
-Cindy: "They had a killer at your old high school shorty?"
Shorty: "No in was in this movie Scream. Same dialogue and everything. This is ill."
Cindy: "How did it end?"
Shorty: "I don't know. Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theatre, so we just broke out. No doubt."
Scary Movie 1
- "When push comes to shove, only the strongest will survive..."
TV Ad
- "This afternoon I'm going to walk down the beach holding a big rock to see how far I can walk out into
the sea! It's wicked!"
Rich Taylor
Mending his fatal knee injury (R.I.P.)
- "It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile....Winnings Winning." The Fast & The Furious
- "No Guts. No Glory"
Boxing Academy
- "I'm so fast, last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room
was dark"
Muhammad Ali
- "What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car!"
- "Why do they put bell's on cow's? I don't know. I'm not a farmer"
Mini Ha Ha
- "Will I see you tonight?" "Probably, unless I've perfected my invisibility spectrum"
- "I'm not your slave!" "Errr you've been misinformed"
- "A heart?! For fuck sake your not in the mafia!"
- "I'm guna go through his bag, ruffle up his things" "My god you are EVIL"
- "What would happen if you didn't go to Sheffield?" "The Earth would spin off it's axis and we would all
be plunged into the centre of the Sun"
Green Wing
- "Yes I saw the Terrence & Phillip Movie. Who want's to touch me? I SAID WHO WANT'S TO FUCKING TOUCH
ME?!" "Oooooo"
- "12!" "Ok now let's get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard"
South Park: The Movie
- "This is such a beautiful day, I don't understand why we don't operate outside more often! (ball lands
inside patient) Time of death...10:55" *laughs* (Dr. Hibbit operating outside)
- (Power fails and lights go off)
Nurse: "Oh no! You can'y do open heart surgery in the dark!"
Dr. Hibert: "That sound's like a wager to me!"
Krusty The Klown (The patient): "I'll take a piece of that!"
The Simpsons
Rich: "I don't suppose your mother left you a flame thrower?"
Eddie: "Afraid not...Uncle Stalin did though."
Rich: "Ooooh any relation?"
Eddie: "I should think so! He put it about a bit mate!"
- "And then when we were buying our food...I was like 'oh man...blah blah..' talking about the price, and
then the lady's like 'oh where about's are u from' and this other stupid fuking...wait...oh yeah yeah..she was like 'where
abouts are you from' and this ethertellers like 'he's from a Canadia! He's a Canadia!' and i was like WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm
American! I'm from San Diego and she was like 'oh' and then I showed her my necklace and it was all good.
Mike Leaf
(Enigma Team Video Extra on Reflections In Concrete